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Colonel Cornbread Minmatar Brutor tribe	Posted - 2009.12.22 01:53:00 - [1] Edited by: Colonel Cornbread on 22/12/2009 01:55:42 If you were not here when this happened: yadda yadda, then you will not care and probably won't take my offer and probably should just close the thread now. Moving on. First off, I'd like to say greetings to the old C&P posters that were around back when I posted true stories that many people thought were troll stories. I hope you had a good time reading my posts through the imperfect english due to my deafness distorting my sense of the english language. Although this was probably what grasped your attention. However... I do read the forums often, and I post often on my new alt (yea, sorry for lying to you Dian'h, I do post with my alt on the forums, but you still won't find him -- except if someone accepts my offer in this thread). Also, I like ISK. ...and I just know your little secret. Some of you really want to mess up the corporation I wanted to set up (or maybe already have set up? ), or just want to be back in touch with me (UNLIKELY). Therefore, you want my new character's name. Connect the dots, which should not be too hard for you people, and you know it! I require 1 billion ISK to give my name out. To the person that sends me 1 billion ISK, I will evemail you my character's name and you can post it on C+P or whatever you please. If there is second, third, etc person that sends me 1 billion ISK, I will automatically refund that person because I really don't need that much ISK. I know ISK makes the world go round but not in my world! Have caution, my 5 day reactivation fee ends 5:14 am on Dec 24th. I'm assuming that's game time, so you have around 2 days for this to really happen. P.S. As hard it may be to believe that I won't scam, I really don't. Sometimes I'm thinking about corp theft but that's too much work. On my new character, I'm just not scamming anymore - I try to anti-scam. I try to scam people who are trying to scam people in Amarr, but that doesn't work often really. TLDR: Give me 1b isk, I evemail you new char's name, you do whatever you want with it. EDIT: Also, on my new character, in half a year I haven't used 1/3 of the ISK from that troll thread. Meaning I've spent less than 50 million. So I guess that's another reason why I don't need that much ISK and would refund if more people sent me ISK. Also, if someone actually takes this deal, I won't release your name but I will post saying that someone has taken the offer - just so this reduces the chances of someone being a moron and sending me 1b isk even though the deal is done. - Originally by: Herty You may just be the greatest troll ever.
Colonel Cornbread Minmatar Brutor tribe	Posted - 2009.12.22 04:26:00 - [2] Originally by: Lana Torrin Lady Spank required to the thread... Paging Lady Spank... Your word of wisdom is required. I know you missed me. How have you been? - Originally by: Herty You may just be the greatest troll ever.
Colonel Cornbread Minmatar Brutor tribe	Posted - 2009.12.22 05:19:00 - [3] Originally by: Hellfury Resurrected You think people actually give a ** about you enough to actually pay to know who your main is? I can't even manage to sell the name of Lana's main. Thinly veiled attempt at thread hijack to sell Lana's main's name instead of mine. - Originally by:** Herty You may just be the greatest troll ever.
Colonel Cornbread Minmatar Brutor tribe	Posted - 2009.12.22 06:00:00 - [4] Originally by: Lana Torrin Originally by: Colonel Cornbread Originally by: Hellfury Resurrected You think people actually give a ** about you enough to actually pay to know who your main is? I can't even manage to sell the name of Lana's main. Thinly veiled attempt at thread hijack to sell Lana's main's name instead of mine. No seriously.. Lexa has tried before.. No one cares. Thinly veiled attempt to convert me to Buddhism. - Originally by:** Herty You may just be the greatest troll ever.
Colonel Cornbread Minmatar Brutor tribe	Posted - 2009.12.22 06:18:00 - [5] Originally by: Lana Torrin I thought it was pretty subtle.. Seriously man, its cooooool. Thinly veiled attempt to convert me to Buddhism. - Originally by: Herty You may just be the greatest troll ever.
Colonel Cornbread Minmatar Brutor tribe	Posted - 2009.12.22 08:22:00 - [6] Originally by: Lady Spank BTW: Cornhole's new alt is Azura Noctis. I heartily laughed at this comment as well as the Derek Chu comment. In Mortal Online (hardcore MMO, beta stage), I'm a member of a 'secret' guild that doesn't give out it's name except for recruiting purposes. When asked what guild I'm in, all of our members either lie or say nothing. Usually, I like to say nothing or at least pick a guild that has ridiculous interests in members that there's no possible way for me to be in there. This leaves fellow players to judge what guild I am in based on my persona in-game. I've been called a member of X guild and Y guild and Z guild that it doesn't get boring - it grows on you. Please.... please, while today (and half of tomorrow) is super-patch day for the beta, therefore rendering me unable to access MO to get called a Myrm or Legion, keep these guesses coming. Laughing increases my RBC count, therefore making me live longer. - Originally by: Herty You may just be the greatest troll ever.
Colonel Cornbread Minmatar Brutor tribe	Posted - 2009.12.22 16:32:00 - [7] Originally by: MatrixSkye Mk2 Originally by: Colonel Cornbread you will actually want to read this and Originally by: Colonel Cornbread ...then you will not care and probably won't take my offer and probably should just close the thread now. Does not compute. Computers are logical. Humans are not. Therefore, humans are allowed to create contradictions that they know are contradictions. - Originally by: Herty You may just be the greatest troll ever.
Colonel Cornbread Minmatar Brutor tribe	Posted - 2009.12.22 20:12:00 - [8] Originally by: Simvastatin Montelukast Seriously man stop posting. You are giving deaf people a bad name. Stupidity has nothing to do with inner/outer ear disorders or nerve damage/defects that cause deafness. On behalf of the deaf community I wish to apologize for this meatheads rambling, incoherant and annoying post. Please send me 1 billion isk so that we can stop these senseless acts of posting. Thank you in advance for your support. Cool story bro; didn't know trolling = stupidity Originally by: Drake Draconis It never ceases to amaze me why people bother trying when it screams scam. What's the point? To gather attention? Hell you'd have better luck in Jita at that rate.... or some other forum board... but here? I just don't get it. Maybe I'm not trying to scam anyone? - Originally by: Herty You may just be the greatest troll ever.

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